Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Things I Have Learned

There is an overwhelming number of Americans who do NOT know their own address.

Never trust a driver who waves to you to let you know it's clear to make a turn.

You should ALWAYS lock the door when in a single public bathroom.

Some people feel better just by making you feel bad.

The 'tough' guys are usually the softies.

Facebook is ridiculous yet addicting.

Sometimes you are better off just agreeing to disagree.

Old men are very flirtatious.

Never light a match near a head full of hairspray.

If you smell something burning, trust your instincts.

Some people talk...constantly and just never shut up so deal with it.

If someone's eyes are red every day, they aren't really just tired all the time.