Thursday, June 17, 2010

Picky Ricky

Everyone calls me a picky eater. I am not the easiest person to invite to a meal. Below is a list of things I will NOT eat:

Rice- Rice is the devil. I will not eat it, look at it or clean dish that rice has come in contact with. I have been called a big baby for this . I don't care. This is my perogative. I have very strong feelings about rice.

Soup- The last time I "ate" soup I was a young child. I had a bowl of alphabet soup and was told I was not to get up from the table until I ate. I would have sat there forever if I had to. It smells, its gross... NO SOUP FOR ME!

Red Meat- I am not all 'do not kill the cow' ( although it is kind of gross to eat it). I have nothing against those who eat it but it's not my cup of tea. I haven't had it in well over 15 years ( with the exception of trying one or two things that left me on the toilet for days several years ago.. that was the end of that).

Pork- No pork loins, chops etc. Bacon of course I will eat. Ham I will eat . I don't eat it often but I will eat ham (Sam I am).

Seafood- No! I will go as far as 2 or 3 shrimp. I can't eat any more than that. Anything else.. no thank you!! I WISH I liked it... it's good for you.

Noodles- I have been told repeatedly that this is weird but I will only eat certain pastas. My 'no' pastas are rotini, fettuccini,angel hair and thick long spaghetti.

So that leaves chicken ( I'm so tired of it but will eat it if I have to, veggie burgers and junk. I like junk! and cheese I loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee me some cheese.