Tuesday, January 10, 2012

My review of The Bachelor :)

Ok this one is for those of you watching The Bachelor. I have been watching the show for years. I don't know why because the track record of lasting relationships isn't so hot.  Actually, I watch it because it's a train wreck. Looks like this season will be the most devastating wreck to date.

Let's talk about Ben... He's kinda cute.  Someone (thank you , you know who you are) pointed out who he reminds them of. I hate to pick on him but it's so easy, a caveman can do it.



Sorry Ben. I will think you are cute again once I get that image out of my head.  Maybe...

Let's talk about the girls.

Jenna:  If she didn't go this week, we would know that it was a ratings thing. She is a blogger. I hope she doesn't see this BUT it is what it is! Um seriously?  You were in the bathroom the first night sobbing like the world banned cheese. There is something wrong with you.  I was trying to figure out if was an act to get people to read her blog or she is really nuts.  Apparently, she is an overanalyzer. I guess that's what they call those who exhibit that type of behavior these days??  I am glad she is gone because as she said she is really like a guy and Ben isn't looking for a dude.

Blakely:  Really? I get your approach. Be one of the first to stick your tongue down his throat so you get his attention. It worked. He gave you a rose because of the great "conversation" you had throughout the date. So apparently "conversation" is another word for " hard on". I wonder if you would have gotten a rose if  Ben saw you sitting curled up in the corner all night before he gave it to you. Why were you following him all over the house? It was a little stalkerish.  He is looking for a wife not a pet.





Courtney: You are a model. We get it . You are pretty (a little oily) but pretty. You need to get over yourself  though . This will be hard because Ben kept saying how dumbfounded he was that you are single. Mind you , I am single but I am also not a model.  You spend alot of time on camera talking about how you are better than everyone else. My guess is that is WHY you are still single. I hope you don't win.  You get on my nerves and you need to go away.  Maybe you can go visit Jenna. You may have different issues but I am guessing the same place could help you both.

Kacie B: As of now I want you to win. You guys are really cute together and you seem pretty normal. You had a great date. Don't do what the rest of them do and just sit back and wait for him to propose. Be a little proactive. Don't pull a Blakely but make yourself known.  The baton was really cute but I hope you don't bring it out again. You made your point. This is the Bachelor not a marching band.  One day at band camp..... (no offense marching band people).

As always, most of the other girls don't get too much camera time. This usually means either that one will  pull ahead at the last minute or they are just boring and will be sent home.

This season is awkward, embarrassing and uncomfortable.  I can't wait for next Monday!!!