Thursday, August 4, 2011

Here's the "situation"...

The Jersey Shore can best be described as a train wreck that you can't turn away from. It is stupid and whoever came up with the concept is a genius. If someone told me that I would be wrapped up in a show about a bunch of " guidos and guidettes" (who aren't even all Italian!) getting drunk, falling all over themselves,getting laid and fighting I would have told them to lay off the crack. If there wasn't such a controversy when the show first started about the stereotype of Italians, I don't even think the show would have taken off like it did. That was why I turned it on .. to see what the big deal was. But I watch it and so do 8 however million others. Well let me rephrase that... I start to watch it then fall asleep and watch it On Demand later. I would never be able to be a guidette. They go out at midnight (at which time I am already sound asleep and drooling on my pillow).


Season 4 in Italy starts tonight. This is my take on the cast:

Snookie: Her first appearance on the show was the most ridiculous thing I have ever watched. She went in loud as hell and started with the shots. Got stupid drunk, made a bad impression and looked like an ass. She redeemed herself quickly. She is young and has an innocence to her. I like her because she falls down alot and dances with indoor plants. That's good enough for me.

The Situation:
: The nickname has been wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy overused and I find it extremely annoying. The abs.. ok we get it. I am tired of looking at them. He is now 30 years old. It's time to grow up. Apparently ( according to Wikipedia) he has a girlfriend now. They just finished filming Season 5 a few days ago so we will see if this girlfriend had any affect on how he acted and what he did. His face isn't even attractive so his whole grenade theory is stupid. I have him on my facebook. It seems that he used to post his own comments and got ripped apart constantly for the spelling errors. I am guessing someone else does it now ( someone with spellcheck). I did at one point delete him because if I saw a picture of his abs or heard the word "situation" one more time I was going to poke my eyes out with a toothpick. I added him back though because I heard something on tv about something he said ( I forget what it was) and I wanted to see and he is still on there. All he does is try to promote his brother and offer free autographed photos to people who comment back. I am perfectly content with my signed Tony Orlando! picture thank you very much and that's... the situation.

Ronnie: Needs to control his temper. Maybe get some meds??? You can't rip apart a room and throw all of her stuff on the deck and tell her how much you hate her and want her gone then cry for a week because she left then get a little upset that she is back because you were starting to feel better.( I am aware that this sentence is ridiculously long). I like Ronnie aside from his psychotic behavior. Although I do tend to attract some crazies myself.

Vinny
: Really? You left because you were homesick? Suck it up , look at your paycheck. You had another month (ish) to go. Someone must have told him to be a big boy though because he went back. I like you Vinny..stop being a baby.


Pauly D: I like him. He seems like a nice guy. I also think that he keeps his mouth shut most of the time to avoid the drama. He's a good looking dude but his hair is dumb.

JWoww: I didn't like her at first. She seemed like a bully. She was a bully. But I have grown to like her. I think she has a good head on her shoulders and is growing up much faster than some of her "roomies". She can be a little hard headed but she always comes around. It's nice to know that there is hope for hard headed people (yea I'm talking to YOU).

Sammi:: Sammi, Sammi,Sammi. Get over your insecurities. Once you believe you are worth something, your drama will end. Although if you do this, you're part on the show will seem minimal. You will need a new focus. Good luck with that.

Deena:
: was pretty low key on her first season then got all testy because they were picking on her. I didn't think she got much attention at all. She was kind of just there. She needs to incorporate some drama if she wants to be remembered, i.e I almost forgot to even add her to this list).

So, who else is ready for Jersday???????